I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I currently don't understand fingers.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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