Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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