ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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