Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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