someone threw a dead crab at me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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