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After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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