Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you inspire me to be a worse person
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Two words: nipple clamps
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