My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize
