it hurts more in the daytime
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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