A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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