is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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