I CAN MOONWALK!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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