We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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