Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
