he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Maybe he injected his testicle?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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