he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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