so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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