Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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