watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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