im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Welp...herpes.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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