Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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