I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
then he tried to convert me to islam
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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