Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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