we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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