So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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