just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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