so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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