This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads