I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
