Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
should my penis look like a turkey
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
