I'm really into asian looking animals
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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