Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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