Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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