Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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