just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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