party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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