Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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