Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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