well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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