Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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