There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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