Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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