whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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