Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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