He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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