I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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