D3 body, D1 cock
everyone is single if you try hard enough
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?