My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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