the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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