Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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