you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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