Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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