can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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