Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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