so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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