But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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