I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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