yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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